Jogregan "Anten Telepisi"

Bengi Jum'at Kliwon bapa tuane Lamsijan pengen nonton telepisi. Dheweke jukut remot terus telepisi sing anan ning adepane disetel.
"Arep nonton apa Pak?" takon Lamsijan.
"Pilem," jawab bapa tuane.
"Pilem apa ?" takon lamsijan.
"Pilem apa bae sing penting perang," jawab bapa tuane.
"Pencet bae chanel nomor siji," jare Lamsijan.
"Nomer siji pileme pocong," jawab bapa tuane.
"Chanel nomer loro," jare lamsijan.
"Sing nomer loro pilem kuntilanak," jawab bapa tuane.
"Ganti chanel nomer telu," jare lamsijan.
"Wah kemplud...! chanel nomer telu malah pilem drakula. Jan.. coba dideleng antene madep mendi ?" takon bapa tuane.
Lamsijan sing lagi ana ning kamer terus niliki anten.
"Madep kuburan pak," jawab Lamsijan.
"Pantesan pileme serem, coba diputer antene ngadep Kodim," jare bapa tuane.
"Kenapa ngadep Kodim ?", takon Lamsijan.
"Bokat bae ana pilem Rambo," jawab bapa tuane.